After we work all day then come home to take care of you and the kids, and we fall asleep on the couch out of pure exhaustion, do not wake us up to see if you can 'get some'.
My rejection was always paired with a well-placed smack and spitting and swearing like a she-cat. I've never been known to be a nice person when I'm tired. I don't believe I've ever given anything nice when awoken from sleep. *laughs*
"Don't grab yourself and tell me you have a present for me....I have seen that present more times than I would like to admit....BUY ME SOMETHING I REALLY WANT!" hee-hee
VV - haha...I like how you put that "i don't believe I've ever given something nice when woken from sleep"! Well said.
Queen - Sure sounds a lot like he's one and the same! But to be fair, I am normally very 'open to his suggestions' just not after being woken up for it! I wonder what reaction we'd get if we'd wake them up to do the dishes?
I don't mind an early wake up call in the morning, but DON'T wake me up from a sound sleep. You're gonna be missing it for longer than one night if you pull that crap.
Once again, stuff I can barely comment on. I vagely remember sex and being woken up for it. At the time, I believe I had the same reaction as most of you did.
Eileen - Don't be so blase about it! March right out and go get yourself a boyfriend who'll want to 'get some' when you're sleeping :-) That way, you can be as sleep deprived as the rest of us. LOL.
Awesome Mom - Men! Seriously, can they think of ANYTHING else?! Hehe.
Cremiere - Always nice to know that my humble life is of amusement to you :-)
Queen - Yeah, I'm right there with you in the same dream world. One where I don't have to put his dirty socks in the laundry...and he'd sweep me off my feet with romantic gestures instead. But then I wake up. To him nudging me cause he 'wants some' lol.
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... and then you will be all offended and act like your basic human rights have been violated.
Get over yourself.
LOL.. I have had that happen more than once in a life time... It is funny when they are rejected like sack of potatoes though.
Jazz - LOL...yup, pretty much.
If you look, I wrote that pretty late last night, after the 'wake up' so I was a little grumpy. Hehe.
Tweets - I think we all do this once in a while.
My rejection was always paired with a well-placed smack and spitting and swearing like a she-cat. I've never been known to be a nice person when I'm tired. I don't believe I've ever given anything nice when awoken from sleep. *laughs*
Are you married to MY husband?
Can we please add:
"Don't grab yourself and tell me you have a present for me....I have seen that present more times than I would like to admit....BUY ME SOMETHING I REALLY WANT!"
hee-hee
OR
Grabbing my boob does NOT count as foreplay!
VV - haha...I like how you put that "i don't believe I've ever given something nice when woken from sleep"! Well said.
Queen - Sure sounds a lot like he's one and the same! But to be fair, I am normally very 'open to his suggestions' just not after being woken up for it! I wonder what reaction we'd get if we'd wake them up to do the dishes?
I don't mind an early wake up call in the morning, but DON'T wake me up from a sound sleep. You're gonna be missing it for longer than one night if you pull that crap.
HA! amen sistah. And not just 'no', but HELL no. Get off me.
Sayre - No one better mess with you, eh? Lol.
Annie - HELL, NO! Amen too.
Once again, stuff I can barely comment on.
I vagely remember sex and being woken up for it. At the time, I believe I had the same reaction as most of you did.
bwahah My husband woke up op from a precious nap wanting some and then was all upset because I was cranky. Hello! I was sleeping! Men!
Eileen - Don't be so blase about it! March right out and go get yourself a boyfriend who'll want to 'get some' when you're sleeping
:-) That way, you can be as sleep deprived as the rest of us. LOL.
Awesome Mom - Men! Seriously, can they think of ANYTHING else?! Hehe.
hahaha, Here I am missing in action for 4 weeks and when I come back you're just as funny as when I left. It's good to be back on the blogging sphere.
M-
I'm usually open for business myself....BUT I'd like a little romance! (oh...what a lovely dream world in which I live!) hee-hee!
Cremiere - Always nice to know that my humble life is of amusement to you :-)
Queen - Yeah, I'm right there with you in the same dream world. One where I don't have to put his dirty socks in the laundry...and he'd sweep me off my feet with romantic gestures instead. But then I wake up. To him nudging me cause he 'wants some' lol.
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