Wednesday, January 23, 2008


After we work all day then come home to take care of you and the kids, and we fall asleep on the couch out of pure exhaustion, do not wake us up to see if you can 'get some'.
The answer will most likely be no.


Jazz said...

... and then you will be all offended and act like your basic human rights have been violated.

Get over yourself.

tweetey30 said...

LOL.. I have had that happen more than once in a life time... It is funny when they are rejected like sack of potatoes though.

That girl said...

Jazz - LOL...yup, pretty much.
If you look, I wrote that pretty late last night, after the 'wake up' so I was a little grumpy. Hehe.

Tweets - I think we all do this once in a while.

VV said...

My rejection was always paired with a well-placed smack and spitting and swearing like a she-cat. I've never been known to be a nice person when I'm tired. I don't believe I've ever given anything nice when awoken from sleep. *laughs*

Queen of the Mayhem said...

Are you married to MY husband?

Can we please add:

"Don't grab yourself and tell me you have a present for me....I have seen that present more times than I would like to admit....BUY ME SOMETHING I REALLY WANT!"

Grabbing my boob does NOT count as foreplay!

That girl said...

VV - haha...I like how you put that "i don't believe I've ever given something nice when woken from sleep"! Well said.

Queen - Sure sounds a lot like he's one and the same! But to be fair, I am normally very 'open to his suggestions' just not after being woken up for it! I wonder what reaction we'd get if we'd wake them up to do the dishes?

Sayre said...

I don't mind an early wake up call in the morning, but DON'T wake me up from a sound sleep. You're gonna be missing it for longer than one night if you pull that crap.

Ann(ie) said...

HA! amen sistah. And not just 'no', but HELL no. Get off me.

That girl said...

Sayre - No one better mess with you, eh? Lol.

Annie - HELL, NO! Amen too.

Eileen said...

Once again, stuff I can barely comment on.
I vagely remember sex and being woken up for it. At the time, I believe I had the same reaction as most of you did.

Awesome Mom said...

bwahah My husband woke up op from a precious nap wanting some and then was all upset because I was cranky. Hello! I was sleeping! Men!

That girl said...

Eileen - Don't be so blase about it! March right out and go get yourself a boyfriend who'll want to 'get some' when you're sleeping
:-) That way, you can be as sleep deprived as the rest of us. LOL.

Awesome Mom - Men! Seriously, can they think of ANYTHING else?! Hehe.

La Cremiere said...

hahaha, Here I am missing in action for 4 weeks and when I come back you're just as funny as when I left. It's good to be back on the blogging sphere.

Queen of the Mayhem said...

I'm usually open for business myself....BUT I'd like a little romance! (oh...what a lovely dream world in which I live!) hee-hee!

That girl said...

Cremiere - Always nice to know that my humble life is of amusement to you :-)

Queen - Yeah, I'm right there with you in the same dream world. One where I don't have to put his dirty socks in the laundry...and he'd sweep me off my feet with romantic gestures instead. But then I wake up. To him nudging me cause he 'wants some' lol.